Chicken Farmer's Mission to Save Chicks 🐣

I'm the farmer of a chicken farm <br />I feel the need to save them from harm <br />I want to expunge the chicks of their angst <br />The angst of the chick that slips from its ranks <br />One chicken likes to scratch its behind <br />A beak up it's bum and it will grind. <br /><br />This funny chicken it's name is Greta <br />It leaps about it, seems un well <br />Nothing I've tried will make it betta <br />Potions and creams that make her skin swell. <br /><br />I asked chicken doctor to come to my house <br />When he spoke, he sounded like Faust. <br /><br />Greta What is inside of you? <br />Greta did you hear what the doctor said? <br />Greta What the hell is Wrong with You <br />Are you the chick that lll lay the golden egg? <br /><br />Doctor explained the chick's distress. <br />Greta, said he, she must not rest. <br />Lazing about is doing her in <br />She's got a clot, it's made of tin. <br />That explains the beak up her bum. <br />It's medical, it is not fun. <br /><br />Greta, that's what's inside of you. <br />Greta, that's what doctor said. <br />Greta, that's what is wrong with you. <br />You're not the chick that'll lay the golden egg.