Why I Regret Buying My KIA Stinger 🚗

Why I Regret Buying My KIA STINGER
1. Attracts KIA haters due to KIAs history of blowing up. Most people believe all KIAs are ticking time bombs waiting for the rod to come knocking at your door. Anywhere you go you will hear the phrase “but its a Kia”.
2. Too Fast for Human Reflexes
The Stinger is so fast, I sneeze and accidentally do 60. I tap the gas, and boom—I'm already in a new zip code, my Spotify skipped three songs, and I'm getting a FaceTime from 2027.
3. Gas Stations Are My New Hangout Spot
This thing guzzles 87 like it's a post-work happy hour. I know the gas station attendant's name, his kid's birthday, and I'm pretty sure I'm invited to Thanksgiving this year.
4. Ruined Every Other Car Forever
I drove my dad's car last week and cried twice. My buddy let me try his Prius....never again. The stinger broke my brain.
Everything else now feels like punishment.
5. Too Good at Everything
Track day? Done. Grocery run? Easy. Date night? Valet's favorite. The Kia does it all, which is a problem-because now I have zero excuses to buy another car.
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