There's a Mouse in the House

Fuck, shit.
from Rodent Rampage
(adapted from "Three Blind Mice" and "In the Hall of Mountain King")
Arrangements by Ed Bogas and Desirée Goyette

Lyrics:
Garfield, there's a mouse in the house!
Let me sleep!
You're supposed to be a cat!
You're a creep!
Well run houses don't have mice everywhere
An invasion of rodents is more than I can bear!
Aw, it's only Floyd, and I don't care
Let me sleep!

A place for everything and everything in its place
That's the way I try to run my house
There's a place for every spoon and a place for every dish
But there simply are no places for a mouse!
A nap for every hour and a dream for every nap
I give each the attention it deserves
You know I don't do windows and you know I don't do mice
So keep it down, you're getting on my nerves!

There's a mouse in the house!
Let me sleep!
You're supposed to be a cat!
Not one peep!
You work for me and you've got a job to do,
It's not in my contract, see paragraph two,
Garfield, get up, I'm warning you
Catch that mouse, or you're in trouble deep!
Awwww, let me sleep!