Paid $500 for a Table at El Carnival Churrascaria 🍽️

🔥🥩 Welcome to El Carnival Churrascaria on Lincoln Road, right in the heart of Miami Beach — where Brazilian flavors meet South Beach nightlife. This spot is known for endless churrasco meats, lively energy, and a menu packed with traditional Brazilian favorites.

But here’s the catch… when I pulled up, the hostess told me it would be a 30-minute wait for a table. I don’t wait. ⏱️💎 So what did I do? I slid over $500 cash to a guy already seated with his girl. He scooped her up, headed to the bar, and just like that, I had the best table in the house. His girl’s face? PRICELESS. 😳💵

Once seated, it was time for a Brazilian feast fit for royalty:
🥟 Crispy, golden Coxinha (Brazilian chicken croquettes)
🍞 Decadent Truffle & Brie Toast
🥩 Juicy cuts of Picanha & Churrasco steak served rodízio-style
🐙 Perfectly grilled Octopus
🍮 Silky Flan & rich Brigadeiro for dessert
… and that was just the start.

Between the sizzling meats, authentic flavors, and vibrant Miami Beach atmosphere, this wasn’t just dinner — it was an experience. 🍷✨

But the real question remains… 💰 Was dropping $500 just to sit down worth it? Or was it the most Miami move ever?

Stick around until the end to see the final bill and decide for yourself.