How to Self-Relocate a Dislocated Shoulder

You can do it alone, it doesn't involve running face first into walls or anything like that, you just need to be able to stand up and be on a planet that has a sufficient gravity field.

DISCLAIMER - i'm not a doctor, this method worked all the time for me (at least twice a week for over 10 years, do the math) but it might not work for you. do it at your own risk and dont come sue me if it fails.