how to distinguish a KGB and a CIA agent #sovietjokes #sovietstories #soviets #ussr #cia #kgb

A bartender in the Soviet Union calls the KGB and says, "I think a KGB agent is reporting to a CIA agent in my café." The KGB arrives and asks, "Where are they?" The bartender points to two men sitting at a table. "Comrade, the man on the right is a CIA agent, and the one on the left is a KGB agent." The KGB officer asks, "How do you know which one is the KGB agent?" The bartender replies, "The guy on the right dresses like a poor man, but the guy on the left is a poor man."