Former Cult Leader Reveals How He Escaped Needy Followers

When Glensard Handswith first founded The Precious Order, it was bliss. But it soon turned into a nightmare. Hear how the man once known as Pandit Shiromani was able to break free and escape his followers, who were becoming super clingy.

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