Forced Into a Cursed Cult for Revenge 😱

The cult said they could help me get back at Melvin, but the second I showed up to this park, I was grabbed, dragged to a slide, and forced to witness a “sacrifice.” These psychos chanted some demonic words, fog erupted, and the guy they tied up got sucked into the slide and then his shoes flew out!

I tried to run out of there, but they caught me and were about to feed me to the slide next! I only survived because I pulled out the cracked Shadow Walker Mask. Their leader, the Cult Father, showed up and decided to test me; Said I could be Worthy of Joining their Cult! But first, I had to win a Trial by Combat, Face my fears, drink mystery Kool-Aid, and even sacrifice my most prized possession... the Melvin & Dane Youtube Plaque!


Just when I thought it was over, they handed me a dagger and told me to make my first sacrifice as the last trial of my initiation to the cult. Before I could strike them down, a cult member came running and yelled! They’d captured the Spy Ninjas at the Safe House. They said they have big plans for me.. But is this the right thing to do?