David Darbyshire's Hilarious Take on King Kong's Missing Ding Dong 🦍

With King Kong <br />There's something Wrong <br />He has no Dong <br />Where it should Belong <br /> <br />He's got plenty of Ding <br />In his Swing <br />But the main thing <br />Where's his Ding Ding? <br /> <br />I think the King is sad <br />He's not been bad <br />But he would be Glad <br />If he had a Cock and Bag <br /> <br />P.S. What about Mrs. Kong?<br /><br />David Darbyshire<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/king-kong/