Dramatic Narration #1

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/16r2rx/whats_a_secret_you_have_sworn_never_to_tell_but/c7ynhcv My friend hosted a party for her birthday. I found her passed out in vomit in her room, so I rinsed her off in the shower and put her in bed. Not wanting to leave her in wet clothes, I began to change her and realized that she had shit herself. I did the one thing that no other friend would do, I wiped her ass like a fucking baby diaper change and put clean clothes on her. It was awkward to tell her what happened the next day, but I'd hate to wake up with shit in my pants too. Luckily, I don't get that level of drunk.