A Day in the Life of Natalie Portman 🎬

Trop fort !!!! Elle n'est pas chanteuse mais actrice de cinema. <br /> <br />Mon traducteur me dit qu'en English : "a Port man" ça veut dire "un garçon manqué" (à confirmer) <br /> <br />Tout savoir sur elle : <a href="http://www.natalieportman.com/">http://www.natalieportman.com/</a> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Paroles : <br /> <br />Chris Parnell: We’re sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman. <br />Natalie Portman: Hello. <br />CP: So Natalie, what is a day in the life of Natalie Portman like ? <br />NP: Do you really wanna know ? <br />CP: Please, tell us. <br /> <br />[cut to rap video] <br /> <br />NP: I don’t sleep mothafucka off that yak and the bourbon! Doin’ 120, gettin’ head while I’m swervin' ! <br />Seth Meyers: Damn Natalie ! You a crazy chick. <br />NP: Yo, shut the fuck up and SUCK MY DICK !!! <br />I’m bustin’ dudes mouths like Gushers mothafucka ! <br />Roll up on NBC and smack the shit out Jeff Zucker !!! <br />Guys Yelling: What you want Natalie ? <br />NP: To drink and fight ! <br />Guys: What you need Natalie ? <br />NP: To fuck all night !!! <br /> <br />Don’t test me when I’m crazy on that airplane glue ! <br />Put my foot down your throat till your shittin my shoe !!! <br />Leave you screamin ! <br />Pay for my dry cleanin ! <br />Fuck your man, it’s my name that he’s screamin !!! <br /> <br />[cut back to interview] <br /> <br />CP: I’m sorry Natalie. Are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated ? <br />NP: I never said I was a role model. <br />CP: But, what about the kids that look up to you ? Do you have a message for them ? <br /> <br />[cut back to video] <br /> <br />NP: All the kids lookin’ up to me can suck my dick ! <br />It’s Portman mothafucka ! Drink till I’m sick !!! <br />Slit your throat ! And pump nitrous down the hole ! Watch you laugh and cry ! <br />While I laugh you die !!! <br /> <br />And all the dudes ! You know I’m talking to you ! <br />Guys: We love you Natalie ! <br />NP: I wanna fuck you too !!! <br />Guys: P ! <br />NP: Is for Portman !!! <br />Guys: P ! <br />NP: Is for pussy !!! I’ll kill your fuckin’ dog for fun, so don’t push me !!! <br /> <br />[cut back to interview] <br /> <br />CP: Wow.. Natalie.. I’m surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.. <br />NP: Well.. there’s a lot you may not know about me. <br />CP: Really ? Such as.. ? <br /> <br />[cut back to video] <br /> <br />NP: When I was in Harvard, <br />I smoked weed everyday. <br />I cheated every test, <br />and snorted all the yay <br />I gotta def posse, <br />you gotta bunch of dudes... <br />I SIT RIGHT DOWN ON YOUR FACE, AND TAKE A SHIT !!! <br /> <br />Andy Samberg (Viking): Natalie... you are a bad ass bitch. <br />NP: Hell yeah ! <br />AS: And I always pay for your dry cleanin’... when my shit gets in your shoe. <br />NP: What ! <br />AS: As for the drug use... well I can vouch for that. My dick is scared of you. Hooooo ! <br /> <br />[cut back to interview] <br /> <br />CP: Okey-doke... Natalie, one final question. If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it... <br />*Nat hits CP with her chair* <br />NP: No more questions. <br /> <br />[cut to random clips of Nat and crew dancing/standing] <br /> <br />[cut to quick shot of Nat] <br /> <br />NP: WHAAAT !?!?